Real tag from my local Fred Meyer super store:
|Although, you gotta admit - the price IS right.|
See, now, this is just confusing - are they selling cheeze made of ass cream or is it ass-y cream cheeze? Or is it Kroger Ass-brand cream cheeze. And why is it "cheeze"?!?
C'mon Kroger folks! Don't you care enough to spare a comma?
(Recycled from my Facebook page, because it's funny. Also because apparently I am an 8 year-old boy.)//